At the old ball game: Real Madrid 5 Galaxy 1

So I missed this game last year. You know the one where Cristiano the god scored 2 goals. And one where he destroyed the galaxy defense with his Fancy moves and scored a spectacular goal..
But I was in there this year! Accompanied by my wondiferous bestía y su madre. amazing company to say the least. I was upset to see the stars sitting out, at first. I mean Di Maria and Higuain started but where the fuck was Cristiano?! Anyway Di Maria was a FORCE. He easily could’ve had 3 goals and set up 2 more. But he scored just 1. It was an amazing left foot strike with plenty curve. Yada yada yada. CRISTIANO IS SPOTTED WARMING UP ON THE SIDELINES! It was like seeing Superman. If superman was a portuguese football god.
Fast forward to half time and Cristiano comes out warms up. Puts on a clinic with his fancy tricks. Which he makes look as effortless as fucking breathing oxygen. He got some nice moves off in the game. Came SUPER DUPER close to almost scoring on a Chilena. And he blew an easy effort off the left side of the woodwork. He was absolutely stunned he missed it. It happens. Amazing game. Wonderful time. Phenominal company.