Category: drunkardness
drunkardness
“Black Friday…”
“…Fuck a nigga Friday”
I avoided the crowds and the rush and ordered my III’s online last night. Thank you based god.
Merry slaughter of the natives day
Turbaconepicentipede – Epic Meal Time
Amazing
Super Pastry Cake – Epic Meal Time
I checked YouTube all day yesterday for this shit. They posted it late. Bastards!
Sunglasses and Advil
Day one. Danni made tacos. I started drinkin. Fresco showed up. We continued drinking. We had a visitor. Me and fresco had subliminal convos. There was a huge conflict. I literally went from mega drunk to super sober. I wasn’t completely on fresco side about handling said conflict. Eventually after several shouting matches and everyone shedding tears and pushing friendships to the brink. All was well.
Day 2. I decided I’m cooking. So fresca and Danni were gonna benefit from my impulse. Home made chicken Alfredo. Sauce from scratch. Well seasoned baked chicken lol. And fettuccini pasta.
Shit was FLAMES. UFC fight. JDS fucked Cain’s world in one minute. Crazy.
Pacq/Marquez. Marquez got super robbed. You dumbasses still think manny can fuck with floyd? Stop it.
Then liquor. Ever drink half a bottle of vodka in 2 hours? I did. And 2 hours after that? CHOCOLATE WASTED. But fresco tho?! This nigga was super duper chocolate wasted.
Day 3. Rest (kinda). Fresco was super vibin to my “death” playlist lol. Recovery (kinda). And football. Her quick thank you meant a lot to me. Even if I didn’t really acknowledge it. Now headed home.
There’s A LOT of details left to myself. And that’s where they’ll stay.
A wish
At 11:11(pm) on 11/11/11 I made a wish. Childish yes. But it’s good to stay in touch with your inner child. I find that’s where my creativity stems. Anywho. My wish? “A wish for wings that work”. It’s very figurative. And based off of a children’s book of the same title. My favorite book as a child. I know what I mean. If you do too? Well that’s great. Catch my wave.
There’s nothing
Fast Food Chinese Food – Epic Meal Time
Epic Meal Time: Gentlemen’s Episode
“these boogers aren’t gonna pick themselves” LOL

