Fooseball and Bitches

I’ve explained basketball and football in depth to 3 ex gf’s. Fuckin 3!!!! Ridiculous. Pisses me off to no end that I nurtured them and their love for these sports (especially football) and I can’t reap the benefits!!! Idk if i have the patience to keep doing this… I wish you’d come back so we can watch the games again…. Then I got another NFL catalog. Saw this DOPE jacket. Thought “she’d look great in this”. Smh tragic… I wonder How long before you threw out that hoodie….

Damn I’ve explained boxing and MMA too. Don’t you deny my influence. FML! I’ll never win….

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