“your royal penis is clean your highness”
Best. Email. Ever.
JUST got on the clock for my graveyard shift. Open my email. See this! Amazing. Thank you BasedJenn (LMAO)
Oh I ain’t got shit to do till like 4am. So I’m watching the wire and squidbillies. Best gifts I ever got! Again. Thanks jLo 😉 love you.
Holding hands at the beach. Feet in the grainy land.
Now distant memories I can’t fight off. I’m trapped in the quicksand.
You and him took my heart. I still haven’t found it. Maybe it’ll wash ashore.
Even if I find it. It’s been forever branded with my initials and yours.
Corny I know. But it’s there if you look.
Everyone’s supposed to deserve a 2nd chance. So I hope it’s only a matter of time before you take my hand for this dance.
I wanna feel the thrill. The chills. What you gave to me…
No one will.
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