Twinkies are prolly the best thing ever. This one time this one lady, unbeknownst to your boy, went to like eleventy different stores to surprise me with twinkies. She ain’t even like the damn things. And that’s when I knew our Love would live forever. It was beautiful. *wipes tears*
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Based off the title of this post alone, before I scrolled down, I yelled FUCK TWINKIES. As for your story of this “lady,” she must love you something strange. Still. *wipes your tears*