NFL Sunday week 1: sweet glory has returned

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As you may know yesterday was the National holiday known as the first Sunday of football season! And from hence forth every Sunday until the Super Bowl in February will be dedicated to the oblong shaped ball. Women will either join in or shut the entire fuck up (same for men who don’t watch football, but them is really womens sooooo). And here are a few thought for week 1:

Now is NOT THE TIME TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! Calvin Johnson had 47 yrds. Peyton threw for 7 TD’s. giants had 6 TO’s. the Raiders almost won and Terrelle Pryor looked (mostly) GOOD. It’s one week chills out.

Kap looked like Jesus throwing the football. I mean like AMAZING. He scrambled for time and hit right spots. Looking like a Wiley vet. If he plays like this always? Geezus I don’t wanna ever see the 49ers with real receivers.

Cowboys Tampa 2 forced a lot of turnovers (some lucky) and gave up big plays. This is basically the Tampa 2 always. Occupy the MLB and throw to the space between the safeties. Easy peasy

I feel like I’m overly excited about the Bengals being a contender. Hard Knocks aside they have A LOT of talent (young too). Can Dalton be the man to lead them to glory ?

Arizona might lowkey be a good team. Watch out.

Personal fouls were called heavy and they were mostly right. Chill out guys. And Clay Matthews needs a huge fine and suspension for that grossly late and violent hit on Kap.

Broncos are very based in wk 1 victory

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Peyton Manning aka the Forehead aka the based gawd tied the NFL record for TD passes in a game with 7!!! (And I was playing against him in fantasy FUCKING WOMP). The Broncos looked pretty damn good on both sides of the ball. Our running game didnt look as strong as last year but this is only one game and we haven’t settled the rotatio yet. Defensively, we looked pretty stout. Especially when you consider our too 2 defensive players were out (Von Miller and Champ Bailey). Great way to start the season. WOOOOOO #BroncosNation

*ps. I’m gonna try and start to cover more sports. Whether tidbits or full on write ups. I read watch and analyze so much I might as well give yalls my thoughts.

Ashley Fox “it’s complicated”

ESPN’s Ashley Fox wrote an article calling into question Ray Lewis’ legacy because of his being charged with murder in the year 2000 (inside joke but article HERE). She’s treading some dangerous water. The first point being he was ACQUITTED! 2nd is the obvious race card. Will she write about Big Ben the (alleged) Rapist’s cases when he retires? And lastly, she spends about 3/4’s of the article celebrating Lewis before coming to this “complicated” portion. All while not taking a hard stance on the issue. Just fuckin say you think he did it or knew more or whatever. Don’t just get your feet wet to be a pot stirring bitch hack. Take a REAL stance, have a REAL opinion, or just shut up. It’s pathetic. For shame Ashley Fox. For shame.

**i wrote this on my phone so eff structure, syntax and grammar. I don’t get paid for this shit.

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