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Guess who just got home from their first soccer game ever?! ME!!!! Me and my pals were at the park just getting some cardio and having some fun playing some fútbol when these guys who had a league game came. We thought they were gonna tell us to move but they were short and we got to play the whole game. I’m so fuckin hype. I guess I’m not a bad attacking midfielder. I’m an ok keeper. If I had cleats I woulda did better. So fun! I was super excited. I called Danni cuz she’s supposed to be a wonder kid at soccer.