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*I pray everyday. Praying is awesome. You can pray for anything and if God likes you then he will give it to you. It’s like when you visit some hussy’s live web cam show to watch her masturbate and on the toolbar there is a “wish list” of things she’d like people to buy for her. Praying is just like that, except with God. One time I prayed for the Spurs to win the NBA Championship and two days later my grandpa died. So don’t pray for the Spurs to win the NBA Championship or your grandpa will die. I learned that the hard way.

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