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9/11/01

9/11/01. We all know what happened that day… JAY-Z RELEASED THE BLUEPRINT AND FABOLOUS DROPPED GHETTO FABOLOUS AND OUR LIVES WERE NEVER THE SAME! I mean I stabbed hard for the kid Fab. Hearin him on Clue tapes (which I seemed to be one of the only kids on the NY mixtape scene, why you thinks I always had the hottest mixes at school? Sellin them hoes 3 dollars a pop “I don’t care what you put on it just make me one”). Then bam he in the mainstram limelight and I was lovin it. Then you have The Blueprint. Jay’s true holy grail. I mean you could argue Reasonable Doubt and I’d probably agree, but let’s be real, The Blueprint is his seminal piece of work. And although it’s not without flaw, he proved to the world that he was light years ahead of everyone else and ruler of the rap game. Also, a legit pop star. Even white folks know Girls Girls Girls & Song Cry. Those aren’t even your typical crossover songs. And although Kanye & Just Blaze were makig names for themselves, their work on this album basically pushed them into elite terriotry. Prefacing the gawds they’ve come to be today. 9/11/01. #neverforget

There are NO early Fab video on YouTube. Prolly cuz he was on Elektra and they don’t exist and whoever has the rights is bitter…. I mean technically they do. They were absorbed by Warner cuz they died for a few years. Whatevs.

Key! – Guess Who [video]

After more than a year and a half of fucking waiting FINALLY!!! Jesus Gucci Christ!!!! #FATHERSARETHECURSE drops tomorrow. And @FATMANKEY‘s emotionalness is forevs. #two9forever

Brian (small)F.olk – Bakersfield

Another drop from the instrumentalist, Mr F.olk what happen to that group of producers you rocked with? That one tape was so wavy.
Brian (small)F.olk – Bakersfield

Hella ‘Tella Chili – Epic Meal Time

“Glucose gladiator” “straight silly with this chili” “candy meat boner” this a very quotable episode. And yes I’d definitely eat this. I’d add some peanut butter to this monstrosity. That’s just me tho

Body Language – Grammar [album]

EDIT: After I posted and tweetered about this on Saturday they took down the stream. Probably cuz it was supposed to be up yet and I alerted them accidentally. Oops. But seriously guys its phenomenal. SUPPORT!

OMG GUYS!! Body Language releases the ALBUM! Also, I’m gonna see them live on the 18th! Won’t you join me?

Body Language – Grammar

I fux wit both foots balls

Feetballs feetsballs feets FEETS!

NFL Sunday week 1: sweet glory has returned

As you may know yesterday was the National holiday known as the first Sunday of football season! And from hence forth every Sunday until the Super Bowl in February will be dedicated to the oblong shaped ball. Women will either join in or shut the entire fuck up (same for men who don’t watch football, but them is really womens sooooo). And here are a few thought for week 1:

Now is NOT THE TIME TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! Calvin Johnson had 47 yrds. Peyton threw for 7 TD’s. giants had 6 TO’s. the Raiders almost won and Terrelle Pryor looked (mostly) GOOD. It’s one week chills out.

Kap looked like Jesus throwing the football. I mean like AMAZING. He scrambled for time and hit right spots. Looking like a Wiley vet. If he plays like this always? Geezus I don’t wanna ever see the 49ers with real receivers.

Cowboys Tampa 2 forced a lot of turnovers (some lucky) and gave up big plays. This is basically the Tampa 2 always. Occupy the MLB and throw to the space between the safeties. Easy peasy

I feel like I’m overly excited about the Bengals being a contender. Hard Knocks aside they have A LOT of talent (young too). Can Dalton be the man to lead them to glory ?

Arizona might lowkey be a good team. Watch out.

Personal fouls were called heavy and they were mostly right. Chill out guys. And Clay Matthews needs a huge fine and suspension for that grossly late and violent hit on Kap.

Today’s gospel.

We ain’t trippin’ on none of you clowns (not at all)
Freeband Gang, we good
Yeah… turn up!
Don’t EVER turn down.

The gospel as spoken by Bishop TD Future. The book of Psalms if I’m not mistaken. Now go forth with today’s lesson and apply to yo lyfes today. I’m GOOD! YOU’RE GOOD! WE’RE ALLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Can I get a TURN UP!