Denver Broncos advance to AFC title game

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We beat the weak ass chargers 24-17. Although the game really wasn’t as close as the score indicates. They made a little rally at the end but our victory was never in doubt. Now it’s the AFC title game again Tom “Marsha Marsha Marsha” Brady. It’s gonna make it much sweeter to defeat the patriots. ALSO, for all the flack Peyton catches about not coming thru in the clutch in the playoffs, WHAT ABOUT “Marsha” BRADY?! He’s lost 2 fucking SB’s. And plenty of times in the playoffs. Because he won 3 SB’s (EARLY IN HIS CAREER), backed by great defenses, he gets a pass? The most prolific offense ever (at the time, cuz it’s US NOW!) got held to 14 in the SB as a 13.5 point favorite (opening line, cuz it closed at 12). Smh, media. The narrative is whatever they want it to be. And you no thinking suckers eat it all up. BRONCOS NATION!

Broncos secure 1st round bye

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Peyton “peytonface” Manning threw his 51st touchdown of the season in the forth quarter of the Broncos destruction of the Texans yesterday. Taking back the record for most TD passes in a single season, stolen from him by the despicable, Tom “Marsha Marsha Marsha” Brady. The win (and a loss by the chiefs) gave us the 1 seed and a first round bye in the playoffs. The 1 seed isnt a lock but we’re playing oakland next week so it basically is. With all our injuries, this was very important. Just have to take care of business next week @ Oakland, so we get to chill, get healthy, and I also get to cross off a bucket list item, thanks to and with Her *infinity smiles*. Cuz, did I mention, we’re going to the game because She is perfection.

ONLY WINNERS GET WINGS! (c) Demaryius Thomas

Broncos, 7-1. On these hoes

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After a mishap last week (hillman’s fumble really cost us and he got benched this week. Rightfully so) we started slow but finished SKRONG! Down 21-7 in the 3rd we rung off 38 straight points!!! 31 in the forth! FOH son. We got this. Easy money. Whether we were passing, running or playing tough D, it all resulted in points on the board. It’s not how you start it’s how you finish. We showed much resolve. Fucks wit us. #BroncosNation.

Denver Broncos 6-0. We da best

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I was gonna write a recap but c’mon. It’s the jags. Worst team in the NFL. Even worse than the Giants. Champ is back. A little rusty but BACK! And next week we get Von Fucking Miller!! I will say that the opening line was Broncos -28 whic tied the all time record. It closed at -26.5. After Gabbert was announced out and the slightly more competent Henne named a starter. That’s funny. We didn’t cover but a win is a win. 6-9 on you hoes.
#BroncosNation

Broncos 3-0 on all you hoes!

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Another dominate performance. Notice to say really. Peyton threw where eve he wanted whenever he wanted. Set a career high for completion % in a game at 87% and broke one them fake/arbitrary NFL records (most passing TDs in first 3 games with 12). Decker and Welker didn’t suffer from the dropsies which is a good sign. Dominate defensive performance with Bailey missing a 3rd straight game. My guess is he is chillin cuz we killin. But depending on the severity of Tony Jackson’s injury we might need him to come back in case we get thin in the secondary. Pass rush looked good too. 3 down, 3 to go, Von Miller. Positive for the scum of the earth (aka the raiders): Pryor looks damn good. Going forward there’s a lot of potential. They have a dynamic young receiving core. I like the rookie Hayden. He’s gonna be a good one. But that’s it. They need A LOT of help but this year is kinda just a stop-gap. Maybe next year we renew the rivalry cuz y’all suck.

#BRONCONATION

Peyton wins Manning bowl, says “Eli? I hate that MFer”

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Not 100% sure but I’m like 99% percent sure that Peyton told Eli how much of a bitch he is right here. But for realsies. We 2-0, hoes. Most of the first half was SLOW. Especially the first qtr. rookie Montee Ball fumbled a would be touchdown in the 1st and that led to the resurrection of Knowshon Moreno. Who went from making the roster by the skin of his teeth to the RB we featured. Scored 2 beautiful TD’s and prolly turned himself into the #1 RB for the time being. Although we still expect Ball to eventually be the man.
The game was paltry 10-9 at half. The only TD being Moreno’s 20 yd run on a sweep right with PERFECT blocking. 1TD!! Considering that the Manning bros combined for 11 TD chucks last week, well this was unacceptable and wouldn’t stand. And it didnt. Although there was more RUNNING. We, The Fantasical Broncos, scored on a short throw to Wes Welker. And another Knowshon Moreno scamper, this one for 25 yds. Brandon Jacobs scored on a 1 yd run that came after 3 phantom flags gave the Giants 3 bogus automatic 1st downs. COMPLETE BULLSHIT! ¡MIERDA! I said! But we were still in control despite the refs best effort. I think the head official was CJ Ross, just sayin. 24-16. Got it? Good. After an interception of brother Eli. We quickly score on an 11 yd toss 2nd year breakout TE Julius Thomas. 31-16. Giants then get the ball and fail. Punt to 5′-5″ (FIVE FOOT FIVE FCKING INCHES) former track star, Trindon Holiday. AND BANGBANG! 81 punt return to make it 38-16. At which point Jerome “I’m a jerkass giants fan” Dickens conceded defeat to me via tweeter and took one of the many seats available to him. Da’Rel Scott scored again later but the game was sealed. And for good measure we added a FG 41-23. BANGMUTHAFUCKINBANG!

Quick thoughts:
1.We dropped a lot of fucking passes. Wes Welker and Eric Decker were the main culprits. Just the same as in week 1. This is troubling and something to continue to watch as the season rolls on.
2. We are still down our 2 best defensive players in Champ and Von “theQBKiller” Miller. We look awfully good without them. My guess is they’ll make us great.
3. 2nd straight game where the refs make dreadful calls against us. Also SUPER LATE with the flags, as if remembering “oh yeah we gotta screw the broncos. DUH. *throws flag*. I need to hear about refs being reprimanded for their horrid calls. BUT the NFL protects even the worst of the refs with all their power. So SADFACES to that trend.

2 and 0, HOES