Been 6 years since the great Sean Taylor passed. Still stings. I don’t always like to acknowledge the death anniversary, I prefer bdays. But with one of the perpetrators of this crime recently convicted and facing a sentence of life imprisonment I thought it relevant to remember the gawd.
After a mishap last week (hillman’s fumble really cost us and he got benched this week. Rightfully so) we started slow but finished SKRONG! Down 21-7 in the 3rd we rung off 38 straight points!!! 31 in the forth! FOH son. We got this. Easy money. Whether we were passing, running or playing tough D, it all resulted in points on the board. It’s not how you start it’s how you finish. We showed much resolve. Fucks wit us. #BroncosNation.
I was gonna write a recap but c’mon. It’s the jags. Worst team in the NFL. Even worse than the Giants. Champ is back. A little rusty but BACK! And next week we get Von Fucking Miller!! I will say that the opening line was Broncos -28 whic tied the all time record. It closed at -26.5. After Gabbert was announced out and the slightly more competent Henne named a starter. That’s funny. We didn’t cover but a win is a win. 6-9 on you hoes.
Another dominate performance. Notice to say really. Peyton threw where eve he wanted whenever he wanted. Set a career high for completion % in a game at 87% and broke one them fake/arbitrary NFL records (most passing TDs in first 3 games with 12). Decker and Welker didn’t suffer from the dropsies which is a good sign. Dominate defensive performance with Bailey missing a 3rd straight game. My guess is he is chillin cuz we killin. But depending on the severity of Tony Jackson’s injury we might need him to come back in case we get thin in the secondary. Pass rush looked good too. 3 down, 3 to go, Von Miller. Positive for the scum of the earth (aka the raiders): Pryor looks damn good. Going forward there’s a lot of potential. They have a dynamic young receiving core. I like the rookie Hayden. He’s gonna be a good one. But that’s it. They need A LOT of help but this year is kinda just a stop-gap. Maybe next year we renew the rivalry cuz y’all suck.
Not 100% sure but I’m like 99% percent sure that Peyton told Eli how much of a bitch he is right here. But for realsies. We 2-0, hoes. Most of the first half was SLOW. Especially the first qtr. rookie Montee Ball fumbled a would be touchdown in the 1st and that led to the resurrection of Knowshon Moreno. Who went from making the roster by the skin of his teeth to the RB we featured. Scored 2 beautiful TD’s and prolly turned himself into the #1 RB for the time being. Although we still expect Ball to eventually be the man.
The game was paltry 10-9 at half. The only TD being Moreno’s 20 yd run on a sweep right with PERFECT blocking. 1TD!! Considering that the Manning bros combined for 11 TD chucks last week, well this was unacceptable and wouldn’t stand. And it didnt. Although there was more RUNNING. We, The Fantasical Broncos, scored on a short throw to Wes Welker. And another Knowshon Moreno scamper, this one for 25 yds. Brandon Jacobs scored on a 1 yd run that came after 3 phantom flags gave the Giants 3 bogus automatic 1st downs. COMPLETE BULLSHIT! ¡MIERDA! I said! But we were still in control despite the refs best effort. I think the head official was CJ Ross, just sayin. 24-16. Got it? Good. After an interception of brother Eli. We quickly score on an 11 yd toss 2nd year breakout TE Julius Thomas. 31-16. Giants then get the ball and fail. Punt to 5′-5″ (FIVE FOOT FIVE FCKING INCHES) former track star, Trindon Holiday. AND BANGBANG! 81 punt return to make it 38-16. At which point Jerome “I’m a jerkass giants fan” Dickens conceded defeat to me via tweeter and took one of the many seats available to him. Da’Rel Scott scored again later but the game was sealed. And for good measure we added a FG 41-23. BANGMUTHAFUCKINBANG!
1.We dropped a lot of fucking passes. Wes Welker and Eric Decker were the main culprits. Just the same as in week 1. This is troubling and something to continue to watch as the season rolls on.
2. We are still down our 2 best defensive players in Champ and Von “theQBKiller” Miller. We look awfully good without them. My guess is they’ll make us great.
3. 2nd straight game where the refs make dreadful calls against us. Also SUPER LATE with the flags, as if remembering “oh yeah we gotta screw the broncos. DUH. *throws flag*. I need to hear about refs being reprimanded for their horrid calls. BUT the NFL protects even the worst of the refs with all their power. So SADFACES to that trend.
2 and 0, HOES
I fux wit both foots balls
Feetballs feetsballs feets FEETS!
As you may know yesterday was the National holiday known as the first Sunday of football season! And from hence forth every Sunday until the Super Bowl in February will be dedicated to the oblong shaped ball. Women will either join in or shut the entire fuck up (same for men who don’t watch football, but them is really womens sooooo). And here are a few thought for week 1:
Now is NOT THE TIME TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! Calvin Johnson had 47 yrds. Peyton threw for 7 TD’s. giants had 6 TO’s. the Raiders almost won and Terrelle Pryor looked (mostly) GOOD. It’s one week chills out.
Kap looked like Jesus throwing the football. I mean like AMAZING. He scrambled for time and hit right spots. Looking like a Wiley vet. If he plays like this always? Geezus I don’t wanna ever see the 49ers with real receivers.
Cowboys Tampa 2 forced a lot of turnovers (some lucky) and gave up big plays. This is basically the Tampa 2 always. Occupy the MLB and throw to the space between the safeties. Easy peasy
I feel like I’m overly excited about the Bengals being a contender. Hard Knocks aside they have A LOT of talent (young too). Can Dalton be the man to lead them to glory ?
Arizona might lowkey be a good team. Watch out.
Personal fouls were called heavy and they were mostly right. Chill out guys. And Clay Matthews needs a huge fine and suspension for that grossly late and violent hit on Kap.
Peyton Manning aka the Forehead aka the based gawd tied the NFL record for TD passes in a game with 7!!! (And I was playing against him in fantasy FUCKING WOMP). The Broncos looked pretty damn good on both sides of the ball. Our running game didnt look as strong as last year but this is only one game and we haven’t settled the rotatio yet. Defensively, we looked pretty stout. Especially when you consider our too 2 defensive players were out (Von Miller and Champ Bailey). Great way to start the season. WOOOOOO #BroncosNation
*ps. I’m gonna try and start to cover more sports. Whether tidbits or full on write ups. I read watch and analyze so much I might as well give yalls my thoughts.
Definitely in my top10 all time EMT