Is it you? It ain’t me

If someone’s been waiting for me to say something; I’ve decided that I’m not saying anything. There’s no point. Ask me if you have a question and I’ll decide whether you deserve to know. Don’t forget that I know everything. But as of now? I decided to know nothing. There’s nothing worth knowing. You think/thought you knew, but had no idea. I find solace in this fact. Carry on

*disclaimer: not one soul reading this knows what I’m talking about. This also brings me joy. *gets off train*